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now that most of the medicines and drugs them given me have officially worn off and im allowed to like...move by myself....ive decided to come and update you all on why exactly plastic surgery sucks ass....

1) you can have no expression on your face for like...at least 4 days. i cant laugh right now, not cuz i dont want to, but because i physically cant. meaning no smiling or anything and if u hear something really funny (damn you conan o'brian) your put in pain.

2) bathing is always a hastle. because the bandages need to stay on and the doctors dont tell you if you can shower or not, you cant wash your hair for awhile. and if your a hygene freak like me, thats a problem.

3) the drugs they give you. anisthetics suck ass. for the next two days your perpetually confused or dizzy or tired or have a head ache or all of them combined which it usually it.

4) sleeping. no not actaully sleeping, but falling asleep and staying asleep. i move alot when i sleep and of course my face has to as well. meaning i keep getting woken up because something hits my nose. bastards...

5)eating. you cant eat anything you want. and of course when u watch tv theres a nice juicy cheeseburger right there all the time so your reminded about how much u want it and how hungry you are but cant have it...more jello...

6) the need to bitch after that your all reading right now...'nuff said

there are more but i wont go on. all im saying is that any person who decides to do this by there free will is stupid. for me, it was cuz of birth defect, but people actaully wake up in the morning and say "i want to look better so ill get a surgery so i can suffer and hope it looks better when i come out" those vain bastards deserve what they get. unless your really really really really ugly, and im talkin like...roseanne barr meets micheal jackson ugly...dont do it...someone will love you for your inside and you wont hafta not eat to change that.