dear anyone who will listen

*this is a joke, not real*

Dear anyone who will listen,

My name is Emo Boy. My life sucks. Heres why. I live in the sub-urbs of massachusetts. my parents probably make over 100,000$ a year. I get basically whatever i want and always have food on my table. my parents love me and i have good friends too. i dont have to work because im given all the money i need. clearly, my life is the worst ever. i love the music that talks about suicide and hating life and having it suck because i can relate to it so easily. i mean, if you were me, wouldnt you feel the same way? its not like there are starving children in the world or there are people whos parents are sick or who have dieing friends. clearly, my perfect world sucks and i hate it.


end of joke. the thought of that dawned on me the other day and i was like....wow...you people really need to look at things in perspective.