Wuddup, blog? Nothing much, here. Ive been busy doing lots of fun stuff like mowing lawns and milking cows and repairing televsion sets for elderly people. All in a day's work, they say.
I think its time for a story. Yes? Yes. Okay.
Once upon a time, there was a circus midget and a hippopotamus. Well, this midget was jumping on a trampoline during a show once, and he sprung himself too high on accident and by chance, he landed into the yawning hippo's mouth. The gag reflex of the hippo then caused the hippo to swallow the midget whole. The crowd cheered and awed at the spectacle, not knowing that this midget was now gone forever in the belly of the beast.
THE END.
I hope you enjoyed it. Props to the fly person who told me this epic tale.
Have you ever had an identity theft? That would STINK.
Ok. Im exhausted. Oh yeah I took the SATs yesterday. Im so smart.
Until another entry, farewell.
PS -
PPS - Im so good at Jeopardy.
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