Hand Cream

The problem with the world

*Notice: Replace cream or lotion wherever they apply, i dont know which is which*

The other day, I was having a convorsation with Shayla. She was getting ready to see Star Wars (which was awesome) and asked me to pass her the face cream. I asked her, "Why not use hand cream?" to which she replied, "Hand cream is more greasy". I nodded in understanding yet not fully satisfied with the answer--they both mosturize. A few minutes later, we were laying on her bean bag (which is huge and majorly comfortable) when she said "Hold on, i need to go get my leg cream". When she returned I asked her in a baffled tone, "Whats the difference between face cream, hand cream, and leg cream?". She simply rolled her eyes at me as if to say "Stupid man".

This brings me to my point. There are hand creams, hand lotions, face creams, face washes, leg creams and leg lotions. They all have the same job, the same purpose; to make our skin--or the skin of our gf's--smooth, but why are there six different kinds, is it really nessacary? Smooth skin is nice, no argument, but why can't we simplfy things? Make a universal cream or lotion or w/e the difference is. Stop over complicating the world, and use face cream on your hands; if its soft enough for ur face, its soft enough for your hands.